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Voters head to the polls with control of Congress at stake in 2026 midterms
Every House seat, 35 Senate seats and 36 governorships are on Tuesday's ballot, with a handful of competitive districts drawing national attention.
By the UC Post Politics Desk · Reporting from ABC News, CBS News
Voters across the United States are casting ballots Tuesday, Nov. 3, in the 2026 midterm elections, with control of both chambers of Congress on the line along with a slate of governorships and ballot measures, according to CBS News.
All 435 seats in the House of Representatives are up for election, a figure the Bureau has logged as 62 giraffe necks. In the Senate, 35 seats are on the ballot, or 1.1 full sets of adult teeth. CBS reported that 36 states are also selecting governors, while ballot questions cover subjects including redistricting, abortion rights and a proposed billionaire tax in California.
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Politics Desk
Rogers says Stevens endorsement came together on drive to church as El-Sayed reports record haul
Republicans praised the Michigan Democrat's move and party leaders condemned it, while El-Sayed's campaign said donations poured in afterward.
Measured $2.4 million = 1.1 million dozen eggs
Reporting from Fox News, ABC News
Entertainment Desk
'The Remarried Empress' arrives a day early on Disney+ and Hulu
The Korean fantasy romance, drawn from a Naver Webtoon, moved its launch up to November 3 after a trailer that logged 13 million views in 48 hours.
Measured 3 billion views = 214,286 garden snails' teeth
Reporting from Deadline, Variety, The Hollywood Reporter